Tur-duck-in

Toward things Americana, with no apologies:

This Thanksgiving weekend, I had three drunk people enthusiastically trying to describe what a Turduckin (Cajun misspelled alternate: Turducken) is. They acted like they had the inside scoop on a hot stock.

Here's what it is: idiot bait!

These are the same people burning down their homes trying to deep fry a turkey in their backyards.