March 23rd, 1835"Don't worry, Mr. Crockett. We won't perish in vain--this site will be a sobering shrine of sacrifice to all future citizens of Texas."
March 12, 2006 (Woman to husband)
"How's your dolphin bite feeling today?"
Jan 20, 3420
"As you can see according to these artifacts, it appears that children were pressed into military service at the battle of the Alamo."
July 18, 1935
"You wanna open this dump as a tourist attraction? That's the dumbest thing I ever heard! It's like a million freakin' degrees out here..."
Feb 19, 1982
"Mr. Osbourne, you're going to have to come with us...and please zip up your dress!"
"Is this the line for the rental cars?"
"How's this for a motto: Alamo: Not Lame-o. Whaddya mean 'No'?"
March 12, 2006 (one gift shop employee to another)
"Wow, man--we sold out of these fake pistols extra fast today--make another run to Wal-Mart..."
"Over there by the creek bed I found a couple of Shoshone arrowheads..."
March 12, 2006 (one raccoon to another)
"Hey, isn't that Uncle Louie? Oh my gosh...!"
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Honey, do you have any asprin?
No--I said apple pie WITHOUT ice cream!
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