26 May 2005

El Significado de la Vida de la Dinamita as translated by Pedro

I ran my story through a translation program through several languages (Russian, Dutch, Italian, French), then into Spanish and then back into English. I was somewhat amused--maybe you will be too (it reminded me of the I Love Lucy episode where there was this line of guys who only speak 2 languages, and they have to tell the whole story to each other and translate it to Lucy). It's funny what stays and what gets misinterpreted.

Priceless moments:

Quesadilla: "cracker of cheese"

Grandma: "Grannie" ?Is this the international translation for grandma?

Kip: bed of field?

Uncle Ricco: Rich Uncle (that's friggin genius!)

You guys are retarded! : They typt he has been gone more slowly!

"I bet I can throw a football over them mountains" : “as many they he of wanna I a soccer an envelope the salary of mountains? ”

"Napoleon, knock it off and go make yourself a dang quesadilla!" : "Of The napoleon-blow he removes and the indication goes they immediately a cracker of cheese of promised!"

Anyway...I'm wondering if this is funny to me because I know the original too well? If you want to compare, just click on the link to the right...

It has when Spencer Johnson wrote their parables that their large success that returns « that my movements of cheese have? », Of usi the cheese a loves of the symbol are, that in an important way in the life -the security, the wealth, the happines -the enthousiasm for the life, is the verköpert for the cheese. The actions of the signs its for its desire for the cheese encouraged. They walk the circle of dikke around the labyrinthe (the life) in the trip lost for the cheese (the inhabitant, the execution of car) that (the problems and the question of the life and the work).

I slept this night and I hook to receive proclaims the dreams, the assembly of John, that the book of the revelation during to the island of Patmos or Coleridge that the text and ongebroken entire of the Look of Kubla, they came is all: the analogy destroys opening in it the beard of Napoleon where the cheese that the meaning is the uses in last also as a symbol for the life. In these dreams the avenues the different signs happily for me, they do how said or in one and in its philosophies with the trip of al of message lost for the cheese that were is.

The first message of this indication deeply hidden has the place when the calls of Napoleon to the house in the principle of the movie. A court of its food reads of field -and the cheese of rallar in the upper party. Well that Napoleon in the expedient he, the beäugt deceives that the field that many long for the bed the court and the the assembly they said « I am »occupies. We plague the mind of in the bed of field because we this judge, is a loser. That, that himself where shelters also in it the hinsetzt, the majority of the trash some govern that in all days he removed they come they are that our matters reject as if a fear affirm. That that the 32 and, any has is not a friend. We do the onderstelling. We hate the achtige of the powers any in the favor? The ahthough, that of these boxes that a prophetize unpleasant not its life with the enthousiasm is injected then, receives we still. And we see him that never did not appear that offender recognized that the he is potentially a -the the he amazed he fails the right an end to deliver, but the field that all to the bed that we put. The field of bed of the anxiety and of the growth that removed and he he goes some they place that literally to the luck the lí good of binnenste of the sun with the girl removed comes is.

It did that the some they box comes? Grannie! This is the sign, is that the source of the cheese in the movie and where, the head of the family. It goes the cabriolets of the customs does it and has a friend. This is the sole a, to smile puts, the honestly fortunately satisfied sign. When the bed field cheese of ralla in their court, is their uses of cheese, that the the the ralla of an enormous one an imbottitura then symbolic of their energy the large reserve and the success are. When a method of the story, is should removed has the Grannie the enthousiasm that that vainc to obtain, of it I shot for back that we the other in the story and I can observe, while in his absence.

« Of The napoleon-blow he removes and the indication goes they immediately a cracker of cheese of promised! » This verköpert, in the substance, two the subject of it when the symbolic movie that the next events in the place of the movement. The QUESTION of grannie consumes the wisdom of the voice and the experience,, that said that -I the cheese -complete its levenscol (goes more adds: a life receives!) Etaient proactivo. They definite agreement to go happy to be and what is the actions indicate.

It examines nevertheless these explanations in but in a height to, if a was aiguicheur is? The Mexican food did in the cheese of cabbage. And that the mark of Napoleon then? It offers and its life in which Exponentially of the improvement that the to a Mexican student, Pedro, the very wise friendship. When Napoleon to Pedro to the first time foci, they are a step and a proactivo positive in his life -a step that a new friend does. The aid but a person and the end are car-gecentreerde. Only of, in the substance, that the the life in a cracker of cheese does, volgroei Napoleon I. The personal extreme its point of the trip, when the proactivity removed is: that competent of in a fine that one presents of itself of the dance in the election of the student to give that in Pedro is. This injection of their levenscol « the cheese » treated the east of an action to carry out that with impartiality for, carries the advantage but a person and a tiède are in, the moment that the movie and the morale of the story justify.

The Pedro comes their cheese cabbage characteristic to the phase. That that the happy one is. The attraction the maintained, is receives this cheese is of Pedro to the house all the time and the insurance, the discharge and fortunately. Well that himself in the opposition al asideros of challenges, its security alludes in, in that and in the agreement they go that thrown does does not receive, that that of the course. That, that one stole, that is the unbreakable uniform an in the movie, writes that with the security and with the advantages the security in which was goes.

The forward adversary is the Rich uncle. The Rich one of uncle he represents a negative its cheese of levenscol to inject -instead of that, the doors that all the he classified it time. About that he handles the koeien the representative of the source of cheese has been classified in (the step restrains the message of device, around the intellectual decision of this divides into two Schrittenwegen the competence of FFA of in the portion), the Kingdom of uncle, around the expenses of one that eaten, represents a test that the alive one to deceive, one from of the abbreviation that the Fact to carry, That The Goose Kills, that Wheedled the places small Truck Of the philosophy. They were the Rich one of uncle feared the accidental law of the nature to surround, to receive that. What lives is capable in the past and the fantasea around the times the false step until 1982 change when theoretically the course of its life that an attempt of sharp-seen of the use of the cosmos to deceive. It does or the attack of Napoleon that its arm of the election is? It appeared in the spear classified accidental, the damages that an in its face, but only is rotated does a symbolic test the enthousiasm that of decides still of Napoleon for the life, that you added with the Kingdom, the philosophy to interrupt. It does that that affirms, that slept the to throw to come to be “as many they he of wanna I a soccer an envelope the salary of mountains? ”, During the the it classified eats it: is of a permanent visa in the way the pervertió in the life and the wrong condemnation behaves that the backups of the reading by the nature can surround. That, that the the bed in approximately of these philosophies of articles of the clothes of the dream receives (therefore that their same test adapted,, affirming the flight to be « that need for says that I approximately of speech. .."), But the final bed from field the slope of the notification he he himself that this nature to last, to be capable its indication of back deceived comes is, that breaks as if a tazón of the Polymères of nailon under the wheel, that by difficult lesson of the interruption of the life some increase, and has fast is removed, and the flight the temptation still more the they are been the Of desires to Go.

The world of the Kingdom is the fixed ages in the sideroads artificial and the opening of the version of the truth for a receipts of the procedures, that the tolerated refined and, represents this cheese.

She has the warning that is not he behaves this cheese of meedogenloze never as in it he is uselessly a he came he is, he was come he is.

The you-curves of L did this analysis and go still more the indications of Grannie to Napoleon, he is capable an incredible penetration that receives he comes he is:

To go! (Of the measure to carry, to be the proactivo) the property to (independent the east. The person can do in the happy one a, he is his decision, his action, his advantage door characteristic. This message has Grannie, the wine that sole, that and fortunately with its happy life) a promised (here we are come to a Gift under good the current. The grannie is he owes he frustrated with the shortage of Napoleon in the opinion Y. They were the Grannie is the capable malicious fact he comes he is that he leveled with that, the look, the jouissance of al of life, but to give incompetently of this wisdom to his children and of small children he was. When does he cause does it « promised » of the he said, the progress is as if the true one after be, owes the curse of astucieusement united a commentario of in its words of the wisdom). The cracker of cheese! The symbol of a life has with the indication and the verköpert of herbs

I expect that this be, when usefully to her, that the meaning of the life explains, is the worships he himself. I came I am I am certain kissed, that this interpretation already for the other and for I in an independent way this revelation in its countries that register wild purer is without the prejugé.

She goes the indication that the they have been promised immediately a cracker of cheese of today. (They typt he has been gone more slowly!)

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